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Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure


$10.00 Released September, 2006

Product Shot 1 The Pros:Its Edgar Allan Poe!

It's about time Edgar Allan Poe got an action figure! If The Rock has one, shouldn't one of the greatest writers of American literature also have one? The raven is removable.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
   While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

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"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

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GT-D: #edgar_allan_poe_action_figure From amazon reviews (I thought this hilarious):

"This toy is DA BOMB! It is tons of fun to play with the miniature Edgar Allen Poe action figure. It fits with the same scale as all my GIJOES. That means that it goes great when you are having a big battle against Cobra: The Enemy in your bedroom (or even in the bathtub).

When I play, I pretend that Duke took a bullet and went down, and Edgar Allen Poe took his place as leader. This fits perfectly with the GIJOE story. EAP then goes on to fight Cobra, until it ends with a final showdown between him and Storm Shadow. Edgar Allen Poe uses his ninja skills to kick Storm Shadow's rear, and then goes on to destroy Cobra Commander in a one-on-one duel.

To handle Destro and Zartan, Poe simply commands his Raven. As they move in to attack, the raven shouts "Nevermore!" and then swoops down to pluck out their eyes. (Eye-plucking is quite effective in battle, by the way.) Then as Cobra: The Enemy is destroyed, all the good guys shout, "YO! JOE!"

And finally, we find out that Duke wasn't really dead, but was simply in a coma. So Edgar Allen Poe gracefully relinquishes command of the troops, and vows that one day, should he ever be needed to fight injustice again, he shall return.

So basically, what I am trying to say is that this toy is a lot of fun. Buy it today!" Mar 3, 08
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GT-D
GT-D: #edgar_allan_poe_action_figure lol - too awesome, I'd totally buy it - in fact, I intend do Aug 5, 07
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silence omo7
silence omo7: #edgar_allan_poe_action_figure Albert Einstein with removable crazy hair and the sweetest catch phrase ever "E=MC2". Who wouldn't love this as much as TMX elmo? He could even come with a math book. Merry Christmas kids, here's some homework! Oct 10, 06
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Amanie
Amanie: #edgar_allan_poe_action_figure Ha, that would be awesome. Especially if they were talking action figures. Sep 12, 06
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Erik
Erik: #edgar_allan_poe_action_figure This is hilarious. I really like the idea of real life action heroes. Stephen Hawking and Ricky Gervais come to mind. Sep 12, 06
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